"Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as s***. All you would hear is "Awww f***! I thought I looked like that rock!""
"I went to the store, bought eight apples. The clerk said, "Do you want me to put them in a bag?" I said, "No, man, I juggle. But I can only juggle eight. If I'm ever here buying nine apples, f***in' bag 'em up!""
"They can't comprehend
They even come close to understanding him
I guess if I was borin they would love me more
Guess if I was simple in the mind
Everything would be fine
Maybe if I was jerk to girls
Instead of being nice and speakin kind words
Then maybe it would be ok to say then
I wasn't a good guy to begin with"
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